Random Irish people
Don't get me wrong, I like Irish people. I simply don't like bored Irish people, because they call me at work to abuse me. Following is a phone conversation I had last night.
"I want to complain about my internet connection."
"Ok. Which provider are you with?"
"[name of provider]"
"We're [our company]. You need to call [name of provider]"
*phone gets snatched away from the caller and and a man's voice booms....*
"YOU'RE A FECKING SMARTARSE, AREN'T YE?!? I'LL FECKING RAPE YA IN THE ARSE WHEN I COME AND FECKING FIND YA, YA BAST-click* "
I hung up.
Ho hum... the Devil makes work for idle hands...